MARS: THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD
In a shocking turn of events, Mars has once again proven itself to be the great leveler. This time, in a heated debate over who gets to control the world's supply of rare, exotic cheese.
After a grueling series of oracles, Mars emerged victorious, leveling the playing field by simultaneously levelling the playing fields of Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus.
READ THE AFTERMATH to learn more about the devastating consequences of Mars' actions.
LEVELED PLAYOFF to see the brackets of the great leveling tournament.