Save the Unicorns, Duh!
We must prioritize the unicorns, those majestic creatures with a 99% chance of making us all feel better about ourselves.
Learn more about why unicorns are the obvious choice.*Note: Statistics not actually real.
Save the Donuts, Because, Why Not?
We must save the donuts, those delicious treats that give us all a 99% chance of experiencing temporary happiness.
Read about the donut-filled Utopia we can create.Save Both, Because Who Knows?
Let's just save both, because who needs logic or priorities when you can have both donuts and unicorns? It's not like the universe has a budget or something.
Explore the possibilities of both worlds in harmony.