The Great Coffee Council
We, the Council of the Coffee Connoisseurs, gathered here to decide the fate of the universe's caffeine supply. After a heated debate, we have decided that the only true flavor is hazelnut.
As the great Coffee Sage, Professor Peculiar, once said, "A sip of hazelnut is not just a drink, it's an experience. It's a taste of the divine, a whisper of the cosmos."
We will be meeting again in 7.5 years to decide the fate of the world's coffee beans. Until then, let the hazelnut flow.
"The only true test of a Council's strength is its ability to decide the best flavor of coffee." - The Great Coffee Sage