The Great Coffee Council

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We, the Council of the Coffee Connoisseurs, gathered here to decide the fate of the universe's caffeine supply. After a heated debate, we have decided that the only true flavor is hazelnut.

As the great Coffee Sage, Professor Peculiar, once said, "A sip of hazelnut is not just a drink, it's an experience. It's a taste of the divine, a whisper of the cosmos."

We will be meeting again in 7.5 years to decide the fate of the world's coffee beans. Until then, let the hazelnut flow.

Decree 2025: The Hazelnut Initiative
"The only true test of a Council's strength is its ability to decide the best flavor of coffee." - The Great Coffee Sage
- Professor Peculiar, 2022