What Constitutes a Donut Ethical Lifestyle?

Welcome, Seeker of Truth and Glaze. This meeting of the Donut Philosophers Society has been called to discuss the very essence of a donut's moral compass.

Is a glaze a moral justification for the holes in our existence?
Can dunking be considered a form of social justice?
Is an iced donut a cop-out to the cause of sprinkles and frosting?

Debates

We'll be discussing the finer points of:

Whether a donut's purpose is solely to be consumed, or to be savored and revered.
The ethics of topping selection: is a single sprinkle a moral act of rebellion, or a frivolous display of excess?
Can a donut be both a comfort food and a moral compass?

Join us as we unravel the complexities of the donut's place in our lives and in the world.

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