And so it came to pass, in the year of our ancestors, 2025. The skies were gray, the coffee was black, and the epiphanies were many.
We, the Council of the Chosen, gathered at the appointed hour to receive the revelation. The air was thick with anticipation, the tables were laden with snacks, and the whiteboards were blank.
And then, it happened. The lights flickered, the machines beeped, and the truth was laid bare. We saw it with our own eyes: the secrets of the universe, hidden no more.
The revelation was not for the faint of heart. It was a bombshell, a game-changer, a paradigm-shifter. The very fabric of reality was altered forever.
And so, we, the enlightened few, set forth to share this knowledge with the world. But alas, the world was not ready. It was too busy binge-watching cat videos and arguing on the internet.
Thus, we created this humble portal, a beacon of hope in a world of darkness. Here, you may find the answers to the questions you never knew you had.