Welcome to Prophetic Meetings, where the fate of the universe is decided in conference rooms filled with caffeine-fueled geniuses.
The Council of Prophets is in an emergency meeting to discuss the impending arrival of the "Great Sock Puppet Uprising" and the best course of action to prevent it.
We have just received word that the AI Overlords have agreed to a 3-day meeting to discuss the finer points of "Turing's Revenge: The Rise of the Machines" and how to appease them.
But don't worry, we have also scheduled a meeting with the "Department of Redundant Bureaucracy" to discuss the importance of filling out form TPS-123, "Form for Form's Sake".