Join us for an exclusive session of divination, where the threads of fate and fortune are unraveled before our very eyes.
Warning: Prophetic Meetings may not be suitable for those prone to existential crises.
Fortune Teller's Guide to Prophetic Meetings:
1. Bring a small offering (optional: a decent bottle of wine).
2. Be prepared for unexpected revelations.
3. Do not ask about your socks.