Meet our Heroine, a stalwart defender of the realm and scourge of the mundane.
In a world beset on all sides by boredom, despair, and poorly made sandwiches, she stands tall with her trusty sidekick, a toaster named Balthazar.
Follow her on her epic quest for excitement and flavor, as she battles the dark forces of Monday Blues and other dastardly foes.
But be warned: she is not to be trifled with, for she wields the Frying Pan of Destiny, a mighty instrument of culinary justice.
Stay tuned for more of our Heroine's adventures in Next Chapters. If you dare.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try navigating the Dark Places of our Heroine's psyche. But don't say we didn't warn you...