Today's Fortunes of Woe
Today's forecast calls for 100% chance of disappointment, 50% chance of despair, and a high chance of existential dread. Your meeting will be a soul-crushing, spirit-crushing, and wallet-draining experience.
However, there is a 1% chance that you will be randomly selected to be the meeting's sole beneficiary of the company's newfound success, and you will be showered with riches and adoration. But let's be real, that's not gonna happen.
Meetings are a necessary evil, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Scheduled Meeting Time:
2:00 PM - The Unnecessary Meeting of Doom
3:00 PM - The Meeting of Infinite Suffering
4:30 PM - The Never-Ending Meeting of Desperation
5:30 PM - The Meeting of Unending Despair (you guessed it, it's gonna suck)
Avoidance is not an option. You will be there, and you will suffer.