Today's meeting was a resounding success! The team has finally managed to achieve a 30-minute period of complete silence. We're not sure what was more impressive, the team's ability to not speak or the team leader's ability to not get fired.
Next Meeting: 2024-02-01 | View Past Silence Awards
Special Note: The team's silent hours record still stands at 32 minutes and 14 seconds, but we're confident we can break it next quarter.
Why Silence is the New Productivity
And remember, silence is golden, but meetings are platinum.