You have been called to attend Mandatory Silent Hours, a meeting so intense, so focused, so devoid of small talk.
You will not be allowed to speak, think, or even blink during this meeting. Your only task is to stare at the wall and contemplate the meaning of existence.
The penalties for failure to comply are steep. You will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music and PowerPoint presentations.
Related Pages:
Penalty Structure: Learn about the intricate system of fines and rewards that governs our silent hours.
Silence is Not Optional: Discover the dangers of breaking the silence and facing the consequences.
Attendance Policy: Find out why your presence is required, but not your participation.