Meeting 1: The Inevitable Disaster

Minutes of Doom

Attendees:

• Bob
• Jane
• Marty (via Zoom, because why would he have to actually show up?)

Objective:

To discuss the impending doom of the Smith Project.

Notes:

1. Bob: "We're all going to die!"
2. Jane: "Actually, it's not that bad, I'm sure it's fine."
3. Marty (via Zoom): "Can someone please turn off the camera on this thing, I'm trying to eat a sandwich."

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