As we gather in this humble office, the weight of the future settles upon us.
We are here to unravel the tangled threads of fate, to discern the whispers of the cosmic wind.
Our prophetic vision is not just a fancy, but a scientific fact. We have the data, the spreadsheets, the PowerPoint slides.
But first, let us begin with the most pressing question: What will we have for snacks?
Will it be the usual TPS Reports, or perhaps something new and exciting, like...
Meeting 3: The Snack Debate, where we will settle the matter once and for all.
Or maybe, just maybe, we'll have the chance to sample the new "Taste-O-Meter" - a culinary innovation that will change the very fabric of our meetings forever.
Decommissioning our usual meeting fare and ushering in a new era of gastronomical enlightenment.
Stay tuned, friends. The snacks are coming.
—The Prophetic Visionaries