Meeting 1: The Visionary Vision
In a world where the coffee machine has finally been programmed to understand the concept of "more is more," we've gathered here to discuss the future of productivity.
Our fearless leader, Bob, has a vision that's as bold as it is terrifying: a world where meetings are 90% more efficient, and 100% more boring.
Key Objectives:
- Reduce meeting times by 30%
- Increase attendance by 50%
- Introduce new, more obnoxious meeting room decor
Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Introduction by Bob (5 minutes)
- 10:05 AM - State of the company by Jane (15 minutes)
- 10:20 AM - Breakout session: "How to make your coworkers hate you more"
- 11:00 AM - Lunch break (45 minutes)
- 11:45 AM - Status update by John (30 minutes)
- 12:15 PM - Conclusion by Bob (5 minutes)