Today's meeting has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
The Ominous Omniscient, a being from a parallel dimension, has infiltrated our meeting space and is currently holding our chairs hostage.
All attendees are advised to report to the nearest dimensional nexus for further instructions.
Please note that any attempts to reason with The Ominous Omniscient may result in irreparable damage to your sanity.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your understanding in this matter.