Prophetic Meetings: Meeting 2 prophets of doom and gloom

Welcome to Meeting 2, where the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Or not.

Our prophets have foreseen the coming apocalypse, and it's looking grim. But hey, that's what we're here for.

Join us as we convene with the prophets of doom, who will regale us with tales of

• the impending doom of the coffee machine
• the rise of the robot uprising
• the end of pizza Fridays

Don't worry, it's not all bad news. We'll also have some

• free donuts
• free hugs
• free therapy sessions with our in-house shaman

So come on down, and join the party. It's not like the world as we know it will be here much longer.

Also, don't bother bringing your hopes and dreams, we'll just crush them.

See you there!

Meeting 3: The Final Salvation (because it's not like it matters)

Meeting 4: The Surreal Abyss (where we will all descend into madness)