Welcome, prophets of old and new. Today we will discuss the impending doom of the world as we know it: the depletion of the world's coffee supply.
It's been 3 days since our last meeting, and we've lost 5% of our coffee reserves. We must act quickly, or risk the wrath of a caffeine-withdrawal plagued world.
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