Agenda 1: The Utopian Utopia

Today, we'll be discussing the prophets who have foreseen our glorious future. Their visions will guide us toward a world of perfect bliss and unending happiness.

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Side Note:

Remember, the key to success lies in embracing the absurdity of our utopian dreams. If at any point you feel like you're trapped in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape, just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and whisper "Utopia!" three times.