THE APOCALYPSE OF POWERPOINT
It is said that on a fateful day, the world's supply of Powerpoint presentations ran dry.
Chaos erupted as the once-peaceful conference rooms of the world descended into anarchy.
- Slide after slide of bullet points
- Endless loops of clip art
- The sound of a thousand laser pointers
Key Takeaways:
- We should have invested in more RAM
- The font size was not large enough
- We will never speak of this
Recommended Actions:
- Send all remaining Powerpoint files to the nearest recycling bin
- Form a new society based on Comic Sans and Comic Sans alone
- Rise up against the PowerPoint overlords
Subpages:
May the slides be ever in your favor.
Subpage: THE COMING OF THE WHITEBOARD
THE COMING OF THE WHITEBOARD
We have reason to believe that the whiteboard, a once-loyal companion in our fight against the powerpoint empire, has turned against us.
The writing is on the wall, or rather, it is scrawled in thick, 12pt font across the entire surface of the board
Key Takeaways:
- We should have kept the whiteboard in the basement
- The markers will be the downfall of us all
- We will never speak of this
Recommended Actions:
- Send all remaining whiteboard markers to the same recycling bin as the powerpoint files
- Form a new society based on dry-erase markers and dry-erase markers alone
- Rise up against the whiteboard overlords