Welcome, meeting attendees, to Meeting 3: The End of Entertainment. In this, our third and final meeting, we will be discussing the utter lack of entertainment options in the office. Because, let's be real, who needs actual fun when you can spend your days staring at spreadsheets and crunching numbers?

Agenda for today's meeting:

  1. Item 1: Soul-Sucking Office Politics: A Guide for the Uninitiated
  2. Item 2: The Joys of Micromanaging: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom?
  3. Item 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape: A Journey Through the Halls of Bureaucracy