According to our highly scientific and utterly untrustworthy calculations, the End of Entertainment has been predicted to occur in 5.0001 seconds.
But fear not, brave citizens, for our team of highly trained and moderately paid bureaucrats have devised a plan to reform the Red Tape that will supposedly hold back progress.
As we speak, our top experts are frantically scribbling on whiteboards, filling out forms, and stapling reports in an effort to create the most efficient and least entertaining experience possible.
Meeting 4: The Merger of our most promising ideas, where the thrill of the chase will be replaced with the agony of the audit.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Meeting 6: The Reality Check, where our esteemed experts will attempt to explain to you why our plan is, in fact, still the best idea ever.