MEETING 3 OF THE ETERNAL WHITEBOARD SESSION

Minutes of the meeting where the fate of humanity was decided.

Present:

• Professor Punsley, Esq. (Chairperson)
• Dr. Bubblegum, Taco Connoisseur
• Captain Obvious, Intergalactic Traveler

Decisions:

1. Item 1: Establishing the Taco Cartel: A committee was formed to oversee the distribution of free tacos throughout the galaxy.
2. Item 2: Intergalactic Taco Currency: A new currency based on taco-related metrics was established, with the value of a single taco being 1.5 space dollars.
3. Item 3: Taco-Induced Time Travel: It was decided that time travel would be achieved through the consumption of an excessive amount of tacos.

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned, with the understanding that the fate of humanity was now forever changed.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 4: Intergalactic Taco Monarchy