Meeting 3: The Even Greater Confusion

Scheduled for 2023-02-27, 14:00 Estimated duration: 3 hours, 14 minutes, 32 seconds (give or take a few years)

Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

It has come to our attention that the donuts in the break room have gone missing. Again.

We will be discussing the prophets of the past who have been accused of donut-napping.

Prophets of the Past

Item 2: The Enigmatic PowerPoint Presentation

Our fearless leader, The Great Prophet, has created a PowerPoint presentation that has been shrouded in mystery.

We will be dissecting the slides to uncover the hidden meaning behind the confusing charts and diagrams.

Slides of Confusion
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Note: I've included a link to "Meeting 4: The Slides of Confusion" as a pivot to the next "prophetic meeting" to keep the user engaged and interested in the absurd world of The Great Prophet, Lord of Confusion.