Presented by: Prophet McProphetface, the self-proclaimed "Seer of All Things"
Today's agenda: reveal the long-rumored plot twist that will change everything. But first, a brief interlude:
Review Meeting 2: The Omnicient Encounter to understand the context.Prophet McProphetface clears his throat and drops the bombshell:
The Chosen One is, in fact, a sentient toaster.
Gasps and murmurs erupt in the room as the team struggles to process this revelation.
Prophet McProphetface hands out copies of the "Toasty the Chosen One" graphic novel series.
Next meeting: Meeting 4 - The Toasty InterpretationAudience member 1: "But what about the prophecy of the Chosen One being a warrior princess?"
Prophet McProphetface: "Ah, that was just a test to see if you were paying attention. The toaster was always the chosen one."