Meeting 4-1: The Utopian Singularity
We are on the cusp of a new era, where efficiency is not just a virtue but a way of life. Our team has been tasked with optimizing the optimal outcome, but we're still figuring out what that means.
Key Points:
- We will achieve utopia through sheer willpower and PowerPoint.
- The meaning of life will be revealed in the form of a 200-page slide deck.
- The team will be judged solely on their ability to make eye contact during meetings.
Attendees:
- Bob, the visionary leader
- Jane, the spreadsheet whisperer
- Alex, the guy who just really likes spreadsheets