Meeting 4-1: The Utopian Singularity

We are on the cusp of a new era, where efficiency is not just a virtue but a way of life. Our team has been tasked with optimizing the optimal outcome, but we're still figuring out what that means.

• Minutes
• Decisions
• Next Steps

Key Points:

• We will achieve utopia through sheer willpower and PowerPoint.
• The meaning of life will be revealed in the form of a 200-page slide deck.
• The team will be judged solely on their ability to make eye contact during meetings.

Attendees:

• Bob, the visionary leader
• Jane, the spreadsheet whisperer
• Alex, the guy who just really likes spreadsheets