MEETING 4: THE END OF PRODUCTIVITY

**THE FINAL SHOWDOWN**

Agenda

  • 9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Introduction to the inevitable collapse of the company
  • 9:05 AM - 10:00 AM: Discussion of the impending robot uprising
  • 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Debate on the merits of cannibalization

Attendees
  • John, CEO (in his pajamas)
  • Jane, CIO (with a faint scent of despair)
  • Bob, HR (with a "I told you so" attitude)
  • Everyone else (in a state of existential dread)

Notes

**Note to Self:** Remember to pack the escape bags.

**Note from HR:** Do not look at Bob.