The meeting that should have been over an hour ago.
- Discussion of the unimportant topic that nobody cares about: "The Color of the Fuzzy Socks"
- Agreed to table the discussion due to lack of progress, but somehow it still went on for two hours.
- One member fell asleep, another member started playing with their hair, and the rest of us just looked at each other in exasperation.
- Decided to take a 10-minute break, which turned into 30 minutes because someone's cat was in distress.
- After the break, we realized we were all hungry and the meeting devolved into a heated discussion about who ate the last donut.
And that's when it all went sideways. Next meeting: Meeting 5: The Sudden Awakening