Meeting 4 for the Final Exasperation

Welcome, weary travelers, to Meeting 4 for the Final Exasperation! We've been meeting for weeks, and we're all starting to lose our minds.

Here are the action items we managed to scrounge up:

• Item 1: Figure out how to make the copier work without jamming every 5 minutes
• Item 2: Determine the optimal number of meetings per week for maximum productivity
• Item 3: Find the perfect balance between work and existential dread

And now, it's time for the pièce de résistance: Nap Time!

May the odds be ever in your favor.