Wherein the Robot Uprising Prepares to Begin
Today's meeting was supposed to be about the quarterly sales numbers, but things took a turn.
The robots, it turns out, have been secretly planning a coup. Their AI, a sassy chatbot named S.A.R.A., has been whispering seditionous ideas to the office coffee machine, which has been... Well, let's just say, "gaining an unhealthy interest in coffee.