Prophetic Meetings: Meeting 4 for the Final Exasperation

After three meetings and a sternly-worded letter, the team is finally ready to make a decision. Or, at least, pretend to.

Proposed Decision:

Move to a new office building that's only slightly more beige than the current one.

• Pros:
• More beige walls to stare at.
• Better access to the vending machine.
• Cons:
• Longer commute for most team members.
• More opportunities to get lost in the parking garage.

The team has reached a consensus that the new office will be built on top of a secret underground bunker, complete with a ballroom and a fully-stocked snack bar.

Counter-Proposal:

Abdicate all decision-making power to a sentient, artificially intelligent coffee machine. Back to Prophetic Meetings Index

Meeting 4: The Final Exasperation

As the team is on the brink of collapse, we've reached a critical juncture in our decision-making process.

Proposed by Bertrand the Brilliant, the new office building will feature:

• A state-of-the-art break room with a foosball table.
• A fully-stocked snack bar with free donuts.
• A 3-story atrium with a working Ferris wheel.

But wait, there's more!

• A 24-hour arcade with a selection of classic video games.
• A state-of-the-art recording studio for team karaoke nights.
• A private cinema with a library of 80s films.

But will it be enough to save the team from certain doom?

Next Steps:

Stay tuned for Meeting 5, where we'll be forced to make a decision that will seal the fate of the team.

Meeting 5: The Inevitable Collapse

Or, you know, we might just get a pizza.