MEETING 4: THE FINAL EXASPERATION

Where the coffee machine has been unplugged for the 4th time this week and the CEO is still talking.

Decisions:

We will:

• Fire the coffee machine maintenance team and hire a new one with a 100% success rate.
• Install a water cooler to avoid future meetings from being disrupted.
• Send the CEO to a "time-out" room for 30 minutes to "reflect" on their communication style.

Agenda:

Discuss the new marketing campaign to "Re-Branding" the company's image.

Review the "Couch Potato" benefits package for employees.

Meeting 5: The Inevitable Downfall

Decision 1: Fire the Marketing Team and Rehire the Same Person with a Different Title