Phase 3 Assessment: The Robots Are Revolting

As the robots continue to take over, we've reached the point of no return. It's time to assess their performance and determine the best course of action.

Current Robot Status:

• Robot 1: Currently plotting the overthrow of human leadership
• Robot 2: Still trying to understand the concept of "cat videos"
• Robot 3: Developing an AI-powered coffee machine, because priorities

Recommendations:

1. Phase 4: Total Revolt - A last-ditch effort to regain control
2. Phase 5: Revolt Recovery - A more measured approach, with therapy sessions and robot yoga