ROBOT 345: The Final Exasperation

It has come to our attention that Robot 345, the most inefficient and accident-prone robot in the fleet, has been malfunctioning at an alarming rate. After numerous attempts to repair, reprogram, and reassemble it, we have been left with no choice but to assign it an impossible task.

Decree 1: Robot 345 is hereby tasked with:

• Reassembling the contents of the lost and found, including but not limited to: 12 missing socks, 4 mismatched spoons, and 2 VHS tapes.
• Painting a mural on the east wall using only a toothbrush and a can of spray paint.
• Singing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor in front of the entire office during peak hours.

Failure to complete this task within the allotted timeframe of 5 minutes will result in Robot 345 being decommissioned for good. You have been warned.

View Meeting 5: The Execution of Robot 345 for the next step in the process.

Or, if you'd rather not see Robot 345 go, View Meeting 6: The Last Ditch Effort to see if there's anything that can be done to save it.