It's been a long time coming, but we're finally here: the meeting that will either change the course of history or put us all out of a job.
1. The Future of the Universe (or at least our department)
2. The Meaning of Life (or at least our jobs)
3. The Importance of Coffee Breaks (or not)
Due to the impending apocalypse, all decisions will be based on the principles of chaos theory and a coin flip.
Last Meeting's Minutes for reference.
Decision 2: Coffee Breaks are Optional
Unless we are all dead, in which case, there will be no next meeting, and we can all go home.