The meeting began with a rousing chant of "Burn the Infidels" led by the Chief Inquisitor of the Unholy.
Lord High Chancellor of the Apocalypse presented the Inquisition's latest doomsday device, which was met with a resounding "We're going to need more brimstone and fewer sacrifices" from Archbishop of the Inquisition.
Prophet of Doom revealed a new interpretation of the ancient texts which decreed that pineapple pizza was actually the work of the Antichrist.