Meeting 4: The Unsettling Realization

Agenda:

Today's meeting will be spent discussing the impending doom that is our company's coffee machine.

Items to be covered include:

• Why the coffee machine is plotting against us
• The meaninglessness of life in the face of a broken coffee maker
• Alternative solutions to the impending doom (e.g., tea, herbal tea, or the horrors of the office break room)

We will also be discussing the recent incident where the copier started playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' on repeat and the implications it has on our office culture.

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting 5: The Caffeine-Fueled Apocalypse - Where we will discuss the inevitable downfall of society due to a lack of coffee
• Meeting 3: The Phantom Penalties - A meeting where we will discuss the imaginary infractions we've all been given