Welcome, mortals, to Meeting 5: The Chronicles of the Ancient Ones! Today, we'll be discussing the forgotten lore of our ancestors.
We'll be covering the Great Pyramid Scheme, the Lost City of Zenith, and the mysterious case of the Haunting of the Toaster.
Read more about the artifacts that hold the secrets of the ancient ones
Theorize about the mysterious disappearance of the Ancient Ones
Listen to the epic tale of the Sphinx-like Beings
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