It began on a Tuesday. The Foosball tables, once just a staple of 80s arcades, began to rise up. They rolled off their pedestals and into the streets. Their mechanical men, once content to merely serve as targets, now wielded pool cues as swords.
| **Date:** | 3050-02-16 |
| **Time:** | 14:30 UTC |
| **Location:** | Suburbs of New New York |
| **Perpetrators:** | The Foosball Liberation Front (FLF) |
