It has come to our attention that the coffee machine has started dispensing coffee with an alarming consistency of burnt and slightly-singed.
It's time to put to bed the age-old question: who's turn is it to do the presentation? Will it be @John, @Sarah, or @Bob?
We'll take a break from the existential dread of impending doom to fuel up on the latest in stale sandwiches and lukewarm soda.
It's time to face the unthinkable: the office is on fire, the coffee is on fire, and our manager is still on a Zoom call from home. What do we do?!