Prophetic Meetings: Meeting 5 - The Pointlessness of Discussion, Part Deux

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to Meeting 5: The Pointlessness of Discussion, Part Deux. In this meeting, we'll be discussing the utter lack of productivity and the crushing despair that comes with attending meetings.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Futility of Brainstorming
• Item 2: The Futility of Decision-Making
• Item 3: The Futility of Follow-Up Meetings

Subpages:

• Futility of Brainstorming
• Futility of Decision-Making
• Futility of Follow-Up Meetings

Please report to the nearest break room for further instructions.

Disclaimer: This meeting has been known to induce existential dread and/or spontaneous combustion. Attend at your own risk.