The Savory Epiphany
It was supposed to be just another meeting about the Johnson report, but things took a turn when the conference room coffee machine, Bertha, suddenly sprang to life.
She began to dispense not just coffee, but an endless stream of cryptic messages and prophecies that left the team stunned and bewildered.
The team's leader, Jane, was the first to try and decipher the machine's enigmatic words, but even she was stumped.
The Messages
- THE ANSWER IS IN THE CREAMER.
- THE PATH TO SUCCESS LIES IN THE CUP.
- BEWARE THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION.
The Aftermath
The team is still trying to figure out what the messages meant, but one thing's for sure: they'll never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
Some have started a support group for those struggling to understand the prophetic messages, while others are trying to harness the machine's power to predict the future.
As for Jane, she's just trying to get her hands on a decent cup of coffee.