Today we are gathered here to address the pressing issue of a malfunctioning copier. It's been 2 days and 12 hours since it last worked.
The team is in crisis mode.
As of today, our meeting notes are being taken by hand, with an impressive amount of illegible scribbles and incorrect dates.
Our copier is not just any copier, it's a copier with a mind of its own, and it's currently refusing to work.
We have tried:
And yet, it still refuses to work.