Meeting 6: The Mass Restructuring

Minutes from the Unofficial Meeting Notes

Present: Bob, Alice, Dave, Eve, Frank, and 3 other people who are not actually there.

Objective: To reorganize the entire company into a more efficient, less bureaucratic, and more confusing structure.

• Bob: "We should just get rid of HR. They're always whining about something."
• Alice: "But what about all the paperwork? Who will do it?"
• Dave: "I'll just use my robot to do it. I've already built one."
• Eve: "But what about all the meetings? We'll have to have more meetings to discuss the meetings."

Decision: We will have more meetings, fewer meetings, and meetings about the meetings. And also, Dave's robot will do all the paperwork. But only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.