Today, we will be discussing the impending apocalypse. Again.
We've been putting off this meeting for weeks, but our CEO, Larry, insists on addressing the "elephant in the room".
Our top-secret research facility has finally cracked the code to creating a doomsday device, and we need to make sure everyone is on board with the "plan to save humanity".
We've scheduled a 30-minute break for "snacks and despair" - don't forget to grab a free donut!
Let's get this apocalypse started!