The meeting was called to order by Council Chair, Buzzin' Betty, at 8:00am. All members were present except for Sparky who was still recovering from a late-night gaming session.
Item 1: Caffeine Levels - The council discussed the importance of maintaining optimal caffeine levels in the office. It was decided that 3 cups of coffee per day was the minimum required for productivity.
Item 2: Meeting Morale - The council voted to play a game of "Would You Rather" to boost meeting attendance. Results were inconclusive.
Item 3: Donut Budget - The council allocated $100 for donut purchases. Sparky, who was not present, was given an additional $20 for "emergency donut needs".
Item 4: The Great Debate: Caffeine vs. Decaf - The council was evenly split on the topic, with some arguing that caffeine was the only way to go, while others swore by decaf. The motion was tabled until further research.
Next meeting: Meeting 9: The Caffeine Council will be meeting on the 14th at 9:00am. All members are reminded to arrive early for a free breakfast burrito.
Meeting 9: The Caffeine Council Agenda for Meeting 9