Welcome, mortals, to Meeting 9 of Prophetic Meetings. Today's agenda is to discuss the impending doom of our beloved schedule. Yes, the schedule that was supposed to bring order to our chaotic lives has turned against us, and now we must face the abyss of its failure.
Warning: Schedule-induced trauma may occur during this meeting. We've been trying to stick to it, but it's like trying to tame a beast with a bad attitude. It just won't listen to reason.
Tomorrow, we will be discussing the new, improved schedule, which will surely be just as useless as the last one. But hey, at least we'll have a new excuse for why we can't get anything done!
Meeting 10: The Schedule is Real and it's not Even Working
// Schedule-induced existential dread level: 8/10
// Meeting attendees: 5 (including 2 who were supposed to be on vacation)
// Agenda items: 12 (all of which will likely be pushed to the next meeting)