Prophetic Meetings: Meeting Recap

In a surprise turn of events, our meeting was not actually a meeting. Instead, it was a series of cryptic visions and prophecies delivered by our team's resident mystic, Bob.

More Visions of the Apocalypse Meet Our Mystic Bob

The visions were received by Bob after consuming a 12-hour fast of nothing but coffee and Mountain Dew. His eyes turned a deep shade of purple, but he saw the future.

The meeting concluded with a group of our team members attempting to interpret the prophecies. Some said it was a call to action, others believed it was just Bob's digestive system telling us all to eat more fiber.