Prophetic Meeting Minutes 3: The Gathering of the Sock Clans
Present:
- Chief Sock Wizard, Zorgon
- Head Sock Wrangler, Balthazar McSnugglepants
- Assistant Sock Sorceress, Socky McSockface
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Sock Clans' Quest for World Domination
- Item 2: The Sock Puppet Uprising
- Item 3: The Great Sock Debacle of 2023
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: The Sock Clans shall henceforth rule over all footwear.
- Resolution 2: All sock puppets shall be granted autonomy and a minimum of 3 hours of playtime daily.
- Resolution 3: The Great Sock Debacle of 2023 shall be commemorated by a national holiday, Sock-giving Day.
Action Items:
- Chief Sock Wizard, Zorgon: Develop a comprehensive Sock-ification Plan.
- Head Sock Wrangler, Balthazar McSnugglepants: Establish a Sock Puppet Union.
- Assistant Sock Sorceress, Socky McSockface: Conduct a thorough analysis of the Sock-ular Economy.
Next Meeting:
The Gathering of the Sneaker Clans
Attachments:
Sock Protocols
Notes:
Minutes 2: The Secret Meeting of the Sock Hoarders