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Present: The Entirely Unreliable Attendees Decisions Made The Next Meeting: Where We Discuss The Fridge
1. The fridge is not the answer to world peace.
2. The meeting was called to discuss the fridge.
3. Someone mentioned the fridge.
1. Buy more beer for the fridge.
2. Find a better way to store our hopes and dreams.
3. Call the refrigerator repair service.