In the year 3056, the world will be plagued by an infestation of spilled coffee. The stains will be so great that they will cover the streets, buildings, and even the sky. But fear not, for the chosen ones will rise, armed with the power of a mighty mop.
Read More...In 3057, the ruler of the realm will be a talking eggplant with a penchant for 80's synth music. The eggplant will demand that all inhabitants of the land wear platform shoes and listen to only disco classics.
Learn More...By the year 3058, socks will be a relic of the past. The chosen ones will wander the land, barefoot and proud, as the world succumbs to the great Sockpocalypse.
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